Wipe On, Wipe Off


I know. Something you've successfully managed to avoid thinking about your entire life is now at the forefront of your imagination. Don't worry too much though - this is Geelong.
Still, I bet you're wondering why they have both a wet and dry option, like you want to spend time weighing up whether you're more likely to contract airborne or tactile contaminants while you're shopping for your Ezy-Mac. 
Personally I'm just hung up on why Geelong got these before Rezza did. I think I could wage a good case for why we're more deserving. It makes me feel a bit concerned that we're part of an experiment in which Geelong is the Control group. No-one wants to be in that experiment.